"Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side...and don't be stingy, baby."

It's mid-January. 
We're all suicidal. 
Take comfort in slashed sale prices. 
And buy-one-get-one-free packs of Creme Eggs in Tescos.

Right, Rare London's sale is now up to 80% off. Yeah alright some of it's a bit Towie but when we're all over 50 - hips a'poppin as we strain to get one last peek at the fairer side of that darn hill, I think we'll all be wishing that we got to wear a few more of these while we could. And maybe these. Rare also stocks Coco's Fortune where this lovely slinky maxi dress was birthed- was £49, now £10!

When I was young New Look was my favourite store. Probably because it was the only fucking shop around. In ode to my youth, I'd like these lovely gold creepers, were £24.99, now £10!

I refuse to only wear sequins at Christmas-time. This jazzfest is from ASOS, was £50, now £15 and get an extra 10% off with promo code PERFECT10

Woop.

THESE SHOES ARE ATTENTION SEEKING. And probably a real wasp-attractant.

I don't care.

Office Kandi court, were £70, now £20. Lots of last-season Jeffrey Campbell on sale too!

And finally: lovely colour, lovely dress and lovely model too but I'm sure she costs more than £15. This slinky Motel maxi was reduced from £55! Barg! Christ, sorry I can't believe I just said that. 

All-in-all, looks like I'll be spending the dawn of 2013 significantly over-dressed, quite cold and in shoes that my boyfriend hates. Brilliant.