"I Never Dance with a Vaccuum Cleaner"

I saw this advert the other day on my favourite blog Kingdom of Style and it made me a little crazy. It might just be the cutest thing I've ever seen. 

It reminded me of this gem which made me gasp when I first saw it because Daphne Groeneveld is so amazing and Brigitte Bardot is fucking Brigitte Bardot.

Now I have zero idea what either of these bad boys smell like but I'd happily spritz them all over my parts. Along with these, remember them?